I got a new girl friend last week. I saw her online a week before the one. On the first glimpse itself, she won my heart, and it made it to my mind, "She is mine".
By Tuesday morning, I got a mail, about her arrival to my office. That afternoon, I was seeing her beautiful image all over my monitor, keyboard, desk phone and everywhere. Finally by afternoon, she came to my seat. I lifted her and had a very close look on her face to toe. I studied her for a while. She is dark & beautiful, sleek & sexy, tall and intelligent. She’s shaped as if carved by an sculptor. She shines in the sun so as you feel like you can even see your image in her bare skin. And the most amazing part, she sings so sweetly.
On seeing her, my Manager came over there. He was amazed to see her. The comment he made was, I don't have time now a days to own somebody like her. Strange!!
I left office with her to the tube station. My train came, and i got a seat. I hold her in my arms. She started whispering songs in my ears. I noticed people in the tube watching her with anxiety. I wished i had a automatic, so I could kill all the bastards who were eying her. At one time I saw all the people around me looking at her in amusement. I thought she is whispering a bit loud, and I calmed her. After sometime I fell into a nap. Suddenly woke up when the tube reached Barking.
After a 5 minutes walk from the station, reached home. Showed her to Prakash. I saw the delight in Prakash's eyes when i showed her to him. He..without hesitation asked me, he want to try her. I wanted to tell, how the ehck you can ask me that....but finally I left my beautiful girl to him and left to my room. After a while, he gave her back to me and told, "she is fantastic...I really enjoyed the time with her and she gave me a thrilling experience". I was happy to hear that...as I got a confirmation.. I made a good choice.
It didn’t take much time for me to reach the gym. After a quick workout, I left for home. On reaching home, Saw Kris sitting and watching TV. On seeing her he starting grinning with his big belly shaking. "Ooh you got her, Le me see" and he grabbed her from me. Krissssssssssssss......How can you do that????..Are you a savage. I told this in my mind and I left for the kitchen, as I was damn hungry. While in the kitchen I could hear my sweetheart screaming loud..at times. It had send shivers down my spine, but was busy scrambling the onions in the frying pan, so didn’t bother to see what the heck was happening.
After a while, Kris came to the kitchen with her...He congratulated me for getting such a gorgeous looking .....,and told me she is impeccably good.. I got elated myself, and became proud to own her.
By this time she was so tired. Though I couldn’t see the sweat in her, I could feel the warmth of it. I could even see the tiredness in her eyes. So I took her to my bedroom. My Poor sweet heart, she was working for long. Then I switched on my laptop, connected the USB cable to her USB Slot. Her charge had come down so low. I was hearing the music on my New IPod Classic 80 GB from afternoon, and never let if down.
I had got mixed opinion about buying her, but finally I took the decision. I had in fact two buying options. Either buy an iPod Nano 8GB and another 10GB USB Drive, or go for this massive offer, which I got from Amazon.co.uk. I got this pretty cool gadget for just 150£, including free door delivery.
Well about her, technically:
- She has got 80GB hard drive
- She holds up to 20,000 songs in 128-Kbps AAC format
- She holds up to 25,000 iPod-viewable photos
- She holds up to 100 hours of video
- She got 2.5-inch (diagonal) colour LCD with LED backlight
- She got 320-by-240-pixel resolution at 163 pixels per inch
- She got Support for display of multiple languages and characters simultaneously
- She can hold any Kind of Files up to 80 GB
If she got four wheels, she could even drive me to office ;)
How was that????????? Cool aha!!! See her and Decide!!
